Do people not go to jail anymore? If a normal person got caught with $200k from wire fraud they don't get asked nicely to give it back.

I'm personally a fan of Blue People.

Kolanoki? Kokalni? Blue name guy.

Don't forget about the banning of indoor smoking in public places. God the 90's were a horrible time for that although it was winding down.

I wouldnt call a few downvotes 'less civil'. Without the edit, the parent comment looked like a weird non sequitur. With the comment there was more context and now it has a lot of upvotes.

I'm surprised Tesla hasn't gotten to the point yet where it's just replying with 💩, but I guess this response wasn't too far off from that.

An IBM Power9 supercomputer built in 2018 is #7 on the top500.org supercomputer list. That's not nothing.

Dunno if they're going anywhere now though or if that was their last hurrah.

Sure, but you actually have to work hard for your $60k. Don't want the $300k people to feel bad for firing you for not supporting their salary.

How many Stadias is that?

Sticks to a single line of thought too easily. You need 2-3 separate trains of thought all colliding in one sentence to sound authentic.

It's not tire noise I'm hearing in bed at 1am while some yahoo is treating residential roads like a racetrack.

Huge doubt here. Apple RAM is LPDDR5. That's Low Power DDR5.

Citing this site:

LPDDR5 runs up to 6400 Mbps with many low-power and RAS features including a novel clocking architecture for easier timing closure. DDR5 DRAMs with a data-rate up to 6400 Mbps support higher density including a dual-channel DIMM topology for higher channel efficiency and performance.

I'm looking at the Apple M2 Wikipedia page and it has the 800GB/s number you have, but that's gotta be something like RAM speed times number of RAM unit blocks for overall bandwidth.

Apple RAM is not magically 15 times faster than DDR5.

This is the reason I liked Weird Al as a kid. (I still do) His lyrics were the only ones I could understand.