[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Plus All them Witches and Danny Brown, show would be hype, $300 is a lot but not out of the realm considering regular ticket prices.

  • now that I see it's "per day" that is indeed a bit too much.
[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

"just sayin' "

Yes. Yes you did. You just said.

"honestly.."

Wait, you weren't being honest before now? I catch myself saying this and it ignites that inner cringe.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bubble sort? This wizard talk shall not pass.

My god, some of us can't read past select queries and v-lookup ruins.

On a Friday no less.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago

Mythic Quest CEO Level Achieved.

Next up, stories of inappropriate conduct leak and somebody tiger's a camero.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

On this map I see a Rastafarian llama with a duck for an ass and tail.

The Nederlands is the duck.

Huh.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Excel wouldn't stop converting sku numbers to date formats. IT guy was excited to share an "easy fix" for that with Open Office...

When I saw his genuine excitement as he described Linux, plus the security it provided I realized, if I ran Linux I'd have the best support in the company. And I did.

I eventually had to move on from Linux at work after 10yrs or so but it's all I run at home.

All because of Excel and those fucking date codes. Which yes, Open Office solved as advertised.

And yes I know you don't need Linux for that but it was a long time ago.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm kinda surprised someone hasn't done that yet, just as an "fuck you" to whichever country they are beefing with at the moment.

Like buy a bunch of expensive real-estate, and get locals to live there as a flop house and piss off the neighborhood.

I mean, I'm also not surprised but still.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

RTJ for POTUS.

With Secretary of State DeLaRocha.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

OH SHIT HE IS RISEN PRAISE BE

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Sleep paralysis was part of untreated apnea for me. And it sucks.

I'm not a doctor, but you might consider a sleep study if you can.

[-] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I don't have one but musical or guitar communities may have recommendations. Lot of foot controllers in that world.

Wide variety of feel and purpose there.

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