It was both a joke and my real life. I hope I have a similar experience. I'm a virgin after all... for this anyway.

They'd probably cancel the appointment if I said that, not gonna wait another 3 months to try to book my favorite activity.

The genders will be the other way around, but I like the cut of your jib.

Bravo.

Absurd, love it.

Relevant: https://www.hoodedutilitarian.com/2012/10/new-yorker-cartoons-a-legacy-of-mediocrity/

I believe there's a different technical term for mouth farts.

This is precisely the answer I was looking for, though I didn't know it when I asked. Thank you!

https://www.jackboxgames.com/

Not for everyone. Antiperspirants irritate my skin. There are deodorants that work well for me, like Dove.

Game of Thrones

Always thought this guy was a boss!