Of course he’s struggling, he has to shit through his costume.

I believe Worthy is also quoted as saying, "Jordan will make you look slow, Bird will make you look stupid."

Call me crazy but I absolutely preferred the fever dream mashup that you posted.

It doesn't imply that Christianity isn't real, but rather it's the focus of their worship that doesn't exist.

No, they quite literally left the Union, which makes them not Americans. They viewed black people as property and were willing to go to war to maintain that status quo. Personally, I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

Made out of dicks. A cockstika if you will.

Source: am a teacher, and seen them out in the wild.