Moving out of the country is impossible for 99% of the people who would want to.

They gave him, quote, "a big bag of money"

Come on dude, please tell me you're reading these

That's not at all what they're saying, you're missing the joke. They're making fun of how conservatives are convinced sex traffickers and minor-abusers are always drag queens. They're on your side.

I too love Super Monkey Ball 1