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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.one/post/18124235

This Catgirl is a GBU-12 Paveway II Laser-Guided Bomb (narrated & illustrated story by Atamonica for KommandoStore)

This is stretching the limits of what can be uploaded to feddit.org, as there is a 3600-frame and 10-MiB limit, as (yes, I probably should have used catbox.moe). If you want all the 23.976 frames per second and slightly higher audio bitrate, watch the original on YouTube.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You are right, QR codes are very easy to decode if you have them raw, even the C64 should do it in a few seconds, maybe a minute for one of those 22 giant ones. The hard part is image processing when decoding a camera picture - and that can be done on the C64 too if it has enough time and some external memory (or disks for virtual memory). People have even emulated a 32-bit RISC processor on the poor thing, and made it boot Linux.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 19 points 5 months ago

This is GRUB’s final warning before you dig too deep in the OS list. Never hold ⬇️ for more than 45 minutes. If you do, make sure you have punch tape with a bootloader available or you'll have to manually enter machine code instructions to get your computer back up.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Because

  1. When the internet was rolling out, a decentralized, open, best-effort solution of TCP/IP thankfully won over telephone companies' centralized system proposal
  2. IPv6 is still not universal for some damn reason
  3. Onion addresses solve these problems but good luck getting everyone aboard with Tor
  4. You always trade anonymity for reachability, and with the amount of threats, NAT and firewalls have been put up to make it harder for unsolicited requests to reach you by default
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 8 points 6 months ago

The IMU probably drifts by some small percentge but an intermittent GPS signal every few kilometers should ensure that it never gets too far off course.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I am not aware of any receipt printers using lasers - thermal printers have an array of resistors that get hot when necessary. I know how a laser printer works and it is hard to explain in 12 or so words. Inkjets are way easier, you can just say "squirt squirt oops". Anyway...

  1. A photosensitive drum gets a negative electrostatic charge.
  2. A laser shining through a rotating prism scans lines across the drum's surface. This removes charge from parts of the drum that should not be covered in toner.
  3. A high-voltage corona wire inside the toner reservoir charges an amount of toner positively.
  4. The charged drum rotates past the corona wire, getting covered in toner where its negative charge remains.
  5. Paper is pushed against the drum and the powdery toner is transferred to it.
  6. The paper continues into a fuser, a little oven where a heating element briefly makes the toner so hot that it melts, its powder particles making a permanent bond among themselves and with the paper. (The heater is usually stationary and heats the paper from below. The fuser drum that pushes paper against the heater can get sticky and pick up some of the toner, making images repeat down the page. This is the most common failure mode that cannot be resolved through regular maintenance such as replacing the toner cartridge and printing cleaning pages. However, almost all laser printers have a cheap fuser module or its drum available so it is usually worth replacing.)
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Time travel is a prerequisite but don't worry, you can just

from __future__ import antigravity
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 72 points 6 months ago

Laser printers more accurately "bake paper so that number powder sticks to it"

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago

I once got Top 7 Luxury Cruise in (Landlocked) Czech Republic from Microsoft. Also, The Flight Price From %user.location% (village of 200 people) To New York Will Surprise You

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago

Thanks. I should have checked earlier before making a fool of myself. A lesson for me, I guess.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

Embed attempt

Edit: Folks, I keep telling you it's VERY unlikely to be malware.

I’ll update you and apologize to each if my credit card gets wiped or something but I’m quite sure I’m safe, don't worry.

Also sorry for blaming Microsoft for what is apparently my fault.


I accidentally clicked Microsoft Edge on my work computer with Windows 10 and couldn't close it — it just keeps reopening. It takes File Shredder to stop it from opening again, at least until the computer restarts.

Notice the ads, most are extremely sketchy (my frequent reload in previous takes caused the ad server + my work VPN to rate limit me):

  • China warns: %user.currency% is dead! (Yeah, sure. Obvious propaganda. Generic pictures or faked images of a worthless banknote giveaway.)
  • 63-year-old figured out! (Does not say what but a pic of obviously young-looking feet.)
  • Make boatloads of money with AI! (aka auto-trade very uncompetitive options, no guarantees on withdrawals of any wins)
  • Save money using solar! (The company is legitimate but the deal on panels is probably not great)
  • Buy yourself a great new FPCEILPTBSP! (You can't tell what it is and neither can we! (Apparently TV wall mount))
  • Losing hair?
  • Millionaire has genius method you can try (but give us money first, making his pic transparent so we can put him in front of %user.country.flag% was difficult)
  • Game! Yay! (Microtransactions galore!)
  • Get EVERYTHING in your car fixed (by a stock photo mechanic!)
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 68 points 1 year ago

Now you can have fun while playing Modern Warfare 2

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

I literally don't know what that is. I just comment on random new posts to make Lemmy feel more alive.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

Prior to 1870, Italy was several kingdoms, republics and duchies, with a federation of papal states in the middle, and Vatican, then just another cathedral hill in Rome, was not special – the pope mostly lived elsewhere. During the unification of Italy, the pope retreated to Vatican and troops left the palace alone. For almost 60 years, the papal state, now only controlling the Vatican area, was informally tolerated by Italy until Mussolini signed a 1929 treaty, recognizing the territory was independent.

To be honest, I’m not sure what the pope could do if he no longer came to good terms with the fascists but if I were him, I would retreat to an Allied cathedral on a “diplomatic mission” and ring the alarm, not caring if the tiny Vatican was occupied to Italy. Its bad wartime performance was becoming apparent and there would be a chance of reclaiming Vatican after it lost the war.

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