He was a peanut farmer.

Darwinism in action as long as it happens before they have kids.

Sounds more like an issue with the assholes you were surrounded with than with you. Good on you for sticking with the obvious smart choice.

Virginia is actually named for Elizabeth I, the “Virgin Queen.”

Do you want basilisks? Because this is how you get basilisks.

Ironic that god’s a lefty. Wait until the ruler-wielding nuns get to him.

Unfortunately a dollar in cut costs is more valuable than employee talent these days.

They also doing anything about the conservative culture that likely caused their brain drain in the first place?

Don’t mess with the Swifties, Donny. Of all the dumb shit you’ve done you’re really playing with fire now.

“Register for free to continue reading.”

No.

Go ahead, steal my identity. See if you have any better luck with it.

I keep all my credit reports frozen. These days, everyone should.

Or we could start by getting rid of that fucking police fraternity and raising our quality standards for who gets hired as an officer.