[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 46 points 5 months ago

In the rant, slammed by the Harris campaign as “unintelligible,”

Okay, that part got me.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 44 points 6 months ago

Disco Elysium is 90% off. ~~$54.49~~ $4.54 (that's in Canadian, not sure about the US price exactly.)

I honestly couldn't even tell you what it's about, but it's one of my favourite games ever. You can die from reading a book that's too sad and if you do it right, you can smell communism.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 48 points 9 months ago

Yeah that's my thing too - I have no doubt that scientifically it can be stopped - there's even a real example with how crazy quickly nature started to recover during the COVID lockdowns - but it would require people to not be selfish, stupid assholes so it's never gonna happen.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago

IMO the one thing they can't escape is themselves. I saw an illustration of one of these survival bunkers, which went ten floors down, with the bottom floor being a huge armory. My first thought was, so it's going to be nine storeys packed to the brim with entitled sociopaths, sitting on a massive pile of guns?

I'm pretty sure I'll last longer outside with the cannibals lol

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 year ago

If the president was chosen by popular vote, I think you could make a reasonable case that the last Republican president would have been George H.W. Bush in 1988. George W. Bush did win the popular vote against John Kerry in 2004, but he lost it to Al Gore in 2000 so it's debatable whether or not he would have beaten an incumbent Gore in 2004 I think.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago

I used to work in an animation studio, and one day the boss came down and said he had a zoom meeting booked with some LA producer who wanted to hear a pitch from us, and he needed ideas. So the whole room of animators all started pitching up ideas and it went super well, and after about an hour we had this idea that had us rolling on the floor that we all loved and the boss seemed really happy. So he went upstairs and got on zoom, but didn't close the door so we could all hear him talking from our desks. He didn't mention our idea at all, just pulled something out of his ass that sounded awful, which if it had been accepted we'd have to work on for the next year or so. Luckily they weren't interested, but yeah we didn't really pitch ideas with much gusto (is at all) after that.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 year ago

The former president of America is selling merch of his own mugshot for a RICO felony racketeering charge, for stuff he allegedly did while he was the sitting president. That is a thing that is actually happening right now.

By the time this is all resolved, we might even have and answer to the question: can a president lose an election, organize a coup to overturn that election, get legitimately re-elected in the next election, then pardon himself for sedition for the election he tried to overturn?

Like it's a long shot, but the fact that it's even remotely possible to watch that play out for real is fucking wild.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago

European here! For me it's...

Celcius:

0 = Water freezes

100 = Water boils

Fahrenheit as far as I can tell:

~100 = Hot enough that it shows up on the news

~400-450 = Cooking, because our stove is in Fahrenheit for some unknown reason.

All other temperatures in F = no idea.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago

The horse archers thing sounds far fetched but someone literally got shot with a crossbow near my place about 3 weeks ago so who knows.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago

If we all collectively agree to just pass it on, then either:

  • It's infinite, and it just passes on forever, or...

  • It's not infinite and somebody at the end has no choice, in which case nobody in charge of a lever has killed anyone

So yeah, I say pass it on.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Once I made a joke online about paying for homeopathy by dipping a dollar in a jar of water and giving them the jar, and like five people I know unfollowed me lol

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