Xavier Niel caught wind of the insult and decided to visit said Lidl—an Aldi-like discount supermarket

Wtf is this disrespect, Kotaku?

Normies don't do change

Ok at first I thought the title was about a fake prop from a video game which somehow was worth 50m

d) we remember the world before it was introduced

For some recipes you need the yolk while the white is refuse, like sabayon for example. Of course if you have white leftover and don't use it to make merengue, you're insane.

As if people actually care about the seatbelt sign

"Hurr Durr if the plane crashes seatbelts aren't going to save you"

Please do not interfere with public transport

I wish the EU would grow a backbone and tell the US to stop stoking fires in our backyard

I mean, it's my favorite genre, so if EA can stay the fuck away from it, that's not a bad outcome

Bill Gates will never die, he'll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines

"honey, Joe's wife is sick, can you take care of control tower duty today?"

No screwdriver on the face of the earth is worth $70 and no backpack is worth $250

I don't own either of these products from them, but let me tell you, that is wrong.

I own a 200€ backpack from Samsonite and it fucking rocks, it's a different league from Amazon crap.
Also, sports gear exists, including backpacks.