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How fucking dare you say Hitler might have been fucking onto something you fucking nazi.

That's good except "Would you mind..." should be "I'm going to do things (this way, according to the needs of the situation, by the book, ...) going forward." It's assertive instead of passive.

Is it because humans treat black- and white- sounding names differently?

Edit: It's because humans treat black- and white- sounding names differently.

what a load of horseshit. how the fuck do you make "full restitution" without admitting you have caused damages to be restored.

The heating alone would do that, yes. It's the knock-on effects. As CO~2~ rises, the ocean slowly acidifies. As the ocean increasingly acidifies, oxygen producing lifeforms (approximately 70% of the oxygen we consume is produced in the ocean) increasingly die out. The Amazon Rainforest (a large producer of oxygen on land) is on fire. What will we breathe? It's an ecological apocolypse, not merely from getting hot (which your comment seriously underestimates the direct effects of) but from the previously mentioned oxygen crash, and hundreds of other effects that we know about and can reliably predict.

edit: some light reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_acidification

I'm struggling to think of something flippant and cutting enough to capture the irony while also doing justice to and being respectful of the dead and wounded.

Trans people and immigrants will be the first targeted groups when It Happens™.

Fuck you, spez.

Who cares?

Is it guns?

Edit: It's guns.

"Okay."