[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.

“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

we love casting spells!

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Alternatively you get the funky song that decides to have some weird change up for the last 10-20 seconds which you suffer through on every repeat.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

In the example he gave, he mentioned lungs expanding, so volume IS changing. Godzilla can shoot lasers in current lore. He could easily have some super compressed ballast tanks as organs that release pressure changing a whole slew of variables.

If Submarines have ballast tanks of 600 pounds of air at 3000 PSI, Godzilla can have his own magic organs that do crazy stuff.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I like to imagine that’s just a REALLY good mountain goat. Like “pfft! No more ground? I’ll just climb up these water vapor crystals into the sky.”

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 58 points 6 months ago

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

They also had that in Fc4. If you don’t run away, eventually the dictator comes back and takes you to spread your mother’s ashes, and later takes your on a helicopter tour to shoot guns and stuff. Credits roll.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Ha! You fool! Time for these hacker skills

Computer, rotate image 90 degrees!

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ll be honest and say straight up that I don’t like mushrooms. But if you can dice them up into a stew or something so that I don’t notice that’s fine. But I can’t help but fixate on them whenever I see them on food, even if the taste isn’t that strong. Same with onion rings. Onion rings were ruined when I noticed they weren’t just some weird French fry my parents bought.

Granted I’m reasonable about food and don’t ask for special orders. So I won’t through a fit about stuff. But there no need to force someone to change if you don’t think they are willing. Doubly so if they have autism.

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