The Aces are going to be so flabbergasted when i tell them about this. They'll never believe me

Nope, 2 weeks before tears of the kingdoms worldwide May 12 release, someone uploaded it to torrents.

I wouldn't. If you determine that other life is intentionally staying quiet, why would you not also theorize on why they stay* silent?

That's why it's called the bright future.. Right?

Mario? This is a Deku Baba