Definitely involve the police.

I share the disappointment.

Gnome devs : we broke the toilet extension. Your pokemons have nowhere to shit and piss.

Pokemon trainers : why the fuck is the toilet an extension. Shouldn't it be part of the DE?

Gnome devs : we believe the toilet feature is unnecessary, so it wasn't and will never be implemented.

Note : I've barely used gnome in my life so it's based on memes I've seen about gnome.

Caught prions*

It's as simple as 'it's free'. Most people don't care about privacy, just bypassing censorship. Plus, the majority of people in third world countries can't afford to pay for a vpn, so they'll flock towards free ones.

If I am not mistaken, it's an open source Instagram alternative.

I liked the idea so i asked bing to write a movie synopsis about it. What's fascinating is that bing knew which xkcd comic i was referring to from my horrible description of it. Anyway, here's next year mindless, generic Hollywood blockbuster action movie :

Server Down

Jack Bauer is a nerdy and obsessive system administrator who works in the basement of a high-tech skyscraper. He loves his servers more than anything else, and he will do anything to keep them running smoothly.

When a group of terrorists take over the building and hold the employees hostage, they cut off all communication lines, disable the security cameras, and demand a ransom from the government. But they didn't count on one thing: Jack.

Jack notices that his servers are offline, and decides to take matters into his own hands. He crawls through the ventilation ducts, walks across broken glass, and kills anyone who stands in his way, just to reconnect his servers to the internet. He doesn't care about the hostages, the terrorists, or the ransom. He only cares about his uptime.

But as he reaches the server room, he realizes that he has unwittingly become the only hope for the hostages. The terrorists have planted a bomb in the building, and they are ready to detonate it unless their demands are met. Jack has to use his skills, his gadgets, and his devotion to duty to stop them and save the day. He is the sysadmin, and he is the hero.

Server Down is a thrilling action-comedy that parodies the genre of Die Hard and pays homage to the geek culture. It is a film that celebrates the power of technology, the importance of passion, and the absurdity of heroism.

Penguinz0. His content was garbage when I discovered him so I just avoided him but one day I got recommended his old commercial parodies and it was pure gold. His videos about Kate cooking were also great too. Nowadays, he's a drama youtuber. He scroll Twitter, read about a random scandal, do the bare minimum research to not sound like a fool and then make a video about it.

Oh look, the advertisement technique of making a funny mistake to boost it's popularity.

A private vpn is an oxymoron. Since you tunnel all your data to some server.

Google and privacy is an oxymoron.

"Google private vpn" would be a mega oxymoron.

It was never about security

Make a purposefully heavily addicting MMO game that target area 51 workers and they'll spill the beans.