I think the best part of the fed is that you can see ALL the content from the other instances. I personally feel like its what the internet is supposed to be.

Hey so one of the things i learned in college as a CJ major is that cops often make lateral moves in their career from one department to the next.

I bet small town departments like this only get the amount of recruits they do so they can get hired with "small town standards" and then transfer to the big city they couldn't hope to pass an interview with.

How has nobody recommended you beat one out?

Always shake hands with an old friend before you shake hands with a new friend.

The world was a better place when politicians had to worry about get tarred and feathered, quartered, or thrown out of windows.

The guy who shot john Wikes Booth was once solicited by prostitutes. He was so so appalled by his boner that he decided to castrate himself with pinking shears (scissors). He then goes to church and walks it off before seeing a doctor.

The real sad part is that he was undeniably driven insane by his work as a hat maker. Fur hats were shaped and then brushed with mercury, which led to hat makers getting mercury poisoning from the fumes.

Basically the poor guy melted his brain, chopped of his balls, enlisted into the union army and was forced to march on a boken leg, killed the most infamous man in the world, and was then locked up in an asylum.

Be a man. Punch the person who pisses you off

I prefer the term "feddot"

And also people who aren't white supremacists...

Your sparking water come in bottles? Mine comes in cans labeled "white claw"

For English speakers this translates to :"thanks shitter, stop becoming westernized"

You can trust my English translation because I only speak English.

I got banned for being reddited

Carnegie steel was bought and renamed to US steel. That was fairly successful. The only reason I know that is because Wikipedia is the few websites unblocked at work and this week i was reading about famous people between 1850-1900