[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 points 1 week ago

pledge loyalty to pineapple pizza

Truly a sign of absolute madness.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 14 points 1 week ago

But what if they aren't happy to chat on their coffee breaks either?

What you're suggesting is basically just hitting the snooze button. "I'm sorry but I'm just the type of person who don't do small talk." in a polite but firm manner have worked wonders for me before.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 16 points 1 week ago

We and our 1287 partners

Hahaholy shit!

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 12 points 1 week ago

How could you, where are the two nipple dots?!

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago

I've quit jobs because of ethical concerns before, these people don't make a living just like me.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago

profound

Impressive

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 1 month ago

Untraceable visitors are worth nothing. From a cynical point of view, better off without them.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago

twice as dead

That's like even worse than being dead!

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 14 points 2 months ago

Unless it's 24h gold service with 24k gold pay, the work phone gets turned off at the end of office hours.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 15 points 2 months ago

It's all in good fun

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 12 points 2 months ago

I know how to quit smoking weed erry day, I simply choose not to.

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