[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 2 points 19 hours ago

They all called me a slur. The worst one.

Do they have oil

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 5 points 19 hours ago

I need to know

Why was the penis inspection necessary

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 12 points 22 hours ago

https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sejong_City

I got no clue man I'm high as fuck

Looks like they tried to make it the new Capital but they made a huge bunch of fuck-ups

I don't know the direct connection to birth rates. Not sure what happened but I tapped something on accident and can't read whatever most of the article says now.

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 24 points 1 day ago

Even if it turns out he truly had no fucking idea about the slaves and was completely oblivious to the illegal pornography framed on the monster's walls, he still did a bunch of fucked up shit

The first thing that comes to mind for most people is Monica Lewinsky. If the most powerful man in the world asks you to do something you are not comfortable with, can you truly say no?

Even if you're not American, if Biden asks me to bleach my asshole and send him a photo, I'd do it, because I don't want the CIA to kill my dogs with mystery gas or somehow Pegasus my 20 year old microwave.

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago

That smoke is white phosphorus

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 10 points 5 days ago

The assisted exit game without saving provided is not great. From what I understand, it paralyzes you and makes it feel like every part of your body is on fire until your heart eventually stops pumping blood.

I may be misremembering, but I think it also takes a really long time. 30 minutes or something of pure agony.

No one deserves that. Especially not this dude. First time offender, substantial public support, very unlikely to reoffend. They're trying to make an example out of him. Don't you dare hurt the shareholders.

Long story short, I can't openly advocate for a better solution to assisted grave digger revenue, but lethal injection is one I'd strongly advise against.

Also, I have a similar problem with back pain. Not as drastic as his, but when it hits, my god, I can't walk, sometimes it reaches the back of the neck, makes it feel like the back of my head is repeatedly being stabbed. My insurance paid for physiotherapy, but it still flares up now and then.

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 17 points 5 days ago

"Please don't kill me"

"Stop being antisemitic"

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

Oh, I know.

It's just funny, Rand Paul watching him mumble stupid shit at the Trump rally, and then thinking "Wow. What an excellent orator. We should make him the house speaker".

Republicans won the house, right? So I doubt the next incumbent house speaker is not going to be a total piece of shit.

I doubt Elon will even acknowledge a nomination. House Speaker looks like a job where you can't fly your private jets coast to coast nor tweet all fucking day nonstop.

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Yes please give that man with that barely coherent Pretoria-English × US-attempting hybrid accent the job title of "Speaker".

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl -1 points 6 days ago

Are German prisons as scary as US (from what I've seen on TV) prisons or South African Prisons?

I'd rather die than spend two seconds in Pollsmoor prison.

[-] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 73 points 1 week ago

Killing Thousands by refusing to pay for life saving medical procedures you can and are obligated to pay for: not terrorism

Popping the dude's skull who did that with a $5 plastic gun: Terrorism

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