Remember the dozens of times a Windows 10 update could potentially wipe your personal data?

you haven't lost anything

Apart from all future customers that will now choose another service

everyone in the US should live in a giant city called Metropolis powered by Niagara Falls

What

Your dad sounds fun

Replaced with one god awful one. I actually liked the calendar application, does all I need it to do. But no, I can't have just a calendar application anymore according to Microsoft

I don't know what you're doing because I've had 0 failures with it

People tend to think the rust is what causes it.

Correct, I definitely thought that was the case

The amount of people who don't think they can beat a rat is concerning

This is basically the SpongeBob pizza delivery episode

How about both? A TL;DR and a TL;TL;DR;DR

A great master plan to prevent climate change, although the industrial revolution will start 2000 years earlier, so I'm not sure it matters

A smoke detector is also a bare minimum in my opinion.

In your opinion? You're required to have one where I life