Because in his mind

He is the only person with any value

Everyone else is a lamb to the slaughter unless he finds them useful.

They're doing the societal version of "I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue"

Oh to start OSRS blind again like I was a kid (just RS at the time)

Good luck with the new account!

The furry community is in absolute shambles

I explain fast boot to people by saying "for some reason Microsoft went and made the Shut Down button not actually shut down your PC, it really just puts it into a 'deep sleep' mode, and to their credit, it lets them say that boot times are faster... But it also means that in order to FULLY restart the PC, you have to click restart... I know it's a pain"

Usually I get looked at like I'm from another planet, but that reaction means they'll probably remember it later.

Better yet - mine keeps trying to push me to the new version, but the (new) version is blocked in my org.

So every time it tries to open, I get a "teams (new) is blocked in your organization." And I have to fight it to go back to the old version.

Free hardware is the best hardware!

The "sure," at the beginning lmao

Apple's VR headset coming out soon

Which means he sold at the top, then bought more at the bottom so he can ride the train back up to do the same thing again.

This isn't a good thing.

Spectroscopy is a really interesting tool

Unfortunately they're still a default app in the business world. Basically everyone at least uses Reader if only because it's what people expect when they open a PDF.