I remember people on the Internet talking about the Microsoft Bethesda deal. I saw people saying that it's "actually a good thing" and how Microsoft can contribute more to Bethesda and they'll churn out better games for Xbox. Then I see shit like this and games like Starfield and understand why 99% of the people on the Internet have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

It's too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!

When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking

There's a small chance something devastating won't happen before big changes happen to try and reverse climate change but odds are a lot of shit is gonna happen that's gonna lead to a lot of people dying. Not end of the world shit, but a lot of people are gonna suffer because of greed and lack of improving the world

So does all of the nut in my bedside trashcan gonna be waiting for me in heaven with half chromosome bodies or some shit?

"yeah baby you like my baby smooth dick?"

Hehe...yeah....finger.... definitely my finger....

Isn't this literally the Handmaid's Tale?

The number of apps I just stopped using because of this shit is ridiculous. I feel most bad for older customers who probably don't realize they're losing features and paying more for their subscriptions. They probably don't know how to properly sail the high seas either so they don't have a choice when wanting to watch their favorite shows. Oh well fuck it, Max can keep this up until they want to join Netflix up on the dusty shelf of bullshit streaming services that can suck my dick.

Makes me appreciate The Road more cause everyone's body in that movie SUUUUUCKED

Nah it's good for prostate health to masturbate at reasonable intervals

PA over here still having to eat human feces for lunch since minimum wage is still $7.50