MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

You can put a lot of things in coffee.....I can't exactly mix whiskey with caffeine pills...

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man.....don't skimp on the details of this Togetic.

You're gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

~~You're gonna "One Man One Jar" it?~~

Elon Musk kinda comes to mind, but Trump shits all over what Musk has done....

Let's confuse them even more:

Hot chips and potato chips.

Geez.....that guy really needs ~~to get laid by~~ a Miku Robot.

Gonna tell my kids that's Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Uhhh.....

"Since your history shows frequent use of ~~pornhub~~, we highly recommend websites like ~~xvideos~~ and ~~redtube~~"

Because that's totally what every 15 year old fellow really needs hey Google?

Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:

"I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!"

How long till Ol Musky sues them for some stupid reason?

Kind of hard fighting crime when they're the ones starting said crime....