"Hey Ross, when you were yelling 'piv-AT piv-AT,' what did you mean?"

Fuckin' A.

I ask "why" every time I'm reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

Pelosi isn't a cunt. Something something depth and warmth. She's below a cunt; she's a cankle.

In a comment full of shit takes, i just wanna point out that you think the government teaching media literacy in school is the solution?

I hope you wear a helmet regularly.

Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?

Now now, I'm sure the constant screaming of the sacrifice children at the annual Pot Luck/Sacrifice Orgy had an effect, too.

"Best we can do is this easily hackable plastic junk that resembles a marital aid and hides the door handles when on fire. Oh, and you'll need to buy a lifetime subscription, submit a hair and blood sample, and headshots of your first born... for science."

Ryan started the fire.

YOU'RE just a bunch of shapes and colors!

"My tower is the tallest now!"

That comment was exactly why i moved to dby0. That shit was gross.