What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment...

"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"

Terroristic threats! Bake him away, toys!

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn't gonna run again.

You're right, he never said the exact words. But all of America was under the impression he was gonna step back. He never used the direct words to dispell that either. I'm not alone in feeling betrayed by Biden.

I'm seeing this meme get as much airtime as the whole "I'm a Navy seal" copypasta, and I'm not complaining.

Sorry. If it's not playground rules, then it's just mayhem.

You still here? You're not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?

cough cough "Born Again" cough cough

Isn't God infallible? So, how did he fuck you up the first time? Gotta take a mulligan? Sounds legit.

So, the police are sharing their behind-the-scenes "evidence" with you to achieve said scrutiny, yes? Can i see..?

Ha! Got'eem!