What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment...

"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"

Terroristic threats! Bake him away, toys!

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn't gonna run again.

Was that the rally cry at Uvalde, too? How anyone can rust the fucking cops after that display is beyond me.

Don't worry. Just like every other bootlicker on the Internet, the PTB have seen their loyalty, and shall lift them on high to live out their halcyon days in Valhalla.

So, the police are sharing their behind-the-scenes "evidence" with you to achieve said scrutiny, yes? Can i see..?

Why? They have the entire media apparatus to whitewash their narrative, and a bunch of idiots believing it, despite how flimsy their super convenient evidence is.

Jesus fuck, this is what Disney did to people's minds. You'll believe anything, as long as it ends with "...and they all lived happy ever after."

"So anyway, we all just started blastin'."

Ha! Got'eem!