Wait so now I'm in trouble for not being on my phone? Make up your mind! /s

It's technically a technical but only on a technicality

Well it's too bloody hot in this box! "Single file boys, we're having war outside today"

Kae Tempest The Book of Traps and Lessons A fantastic album all the way through

I was just agreeing. I think you're trying to convince yourself

Hey hun, check this out... Let me just get past these 32 pictures of the same door because my client is an idiot

Axolotl > salamander > giant Salamander

I've heard of inflation, but this is ridiculous!

Could be like the great state of Queensland where it's just straight up legal and taxed like any other profession