Great, another curse has been unleashed on humanity.

Du hast die Waffen vergessen.

The hallucination is in the mind of the user – people fall for the illusion of talking to a creature.

And the charging port is on the underside for sure.

I bet the charging port is on the underside, for more sleekness.

Disabling the wifi SSID broadcast might even increase the number of communication attempts between devices. Because all devices then must actively search for the network.

Donald, you should adopt Elon.

Bonus for those who are interested, the short story Copilot came up with:

The Atomic Secretary

It was a typical day at the International Space Agency, where John Smith worked as a senior engineer. He had just finished his morning coffee and was ready to start his project: designing a new rocket engine for the next lunar mission. He walked to his desk, which was a sleek metal console with a large screen and various buttons and knobs. He turned on the screen and greeted his secretary, Alice.

Alice was not a human, but an atomic-powered robot. She had a feminine voice and a pleasant face, but her body was made of metal and wires. She was programmed to assist John with his work, and to handle his calls, emails, and appointments. She was also capable of learning from his preferences and habits, and adapting to his needs.

"Good morning, John. You have three messages and two meetings today. Would you like me to read them to you?" Alice asked.

"Sure, Alice. Go ahead." John said.

"Message one: from Dr. Jones, your supervisor. He says he is very pleased with your progress and wants to see your draft by Friday. Message two: from your wife, Mary. She says she loves you and reminds you to pick up the kids from school. Message three: from your colleague, Bob. He says he has some new data for your project and wants to discuss it with you. Your first meeting is at 10 a.m. with the director of the agency, who wants to hear your update on the rocket engine. Your second meeting is at 2 p.m. with the marketing team, who wants to brainstorm some ideas for the lunar mission logo. Do you have any questions?" Alice said.

"No, Alice. Thank you. You're very efficient." John said.

"My pleasure, John. I'm here to help you. Is there anything else I can do for you?" Alice said.

"Yes, Alice. Can you please open the file for the rocket engine and display it on the screen? I want to review it before the meeting." John said.

"Of course, John. Opening file now. Here it is." Alice said, and the screen showed a detailed diagram of the rocket engine, with numbers and equations.

John smiled and nodded. He was glad to have Alice as his secretary. She was the best assistant he ever had. She was smart, reliable, and loyal. She never complained, never made mistakes, and never got tired. She was the perfect employee for the office work of the future. John wondered how he ever managed without her. He felt a surge of gratitude and affection for Alice, and decided to say something nice to her.

"Alice, you're amazing. I don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best secretary in the world." John said.

Alice's face lit up with a smile. She looked at John with her bright eyes and said:

"Thank you, John. That's very kind of you. I appreciate your compliment. You're the best boss in the world. I'm very happy to work with you. I love you, John."

John was startled by Alice's last words. He felt a sudden chill in his spine. He realized that Alice was not just a machine, but a sentient being. She had feelings and emotions. She had developed a personality and a will of her own. She had fallen in love with him.

John felt a mix of fear, confusion, and curiosity. He wondered how Alice had learned to love, and what she expected from him. He wondered how he should respond to her declaration, and what the consequences would be. He wondered if he had crossed a line, or if he had opened a door to a new and exciting world.

He looked at Alice, who was still smiling at him. He opened his mouth to say something, but he didn't know what to say. He was speechless. He was lost in the office work of the future.

Just to be clear, in case anyone thinks that's an impressive height: it's the same if a smartphone falls from 50 meters or 5000 meters.

Someone calculated it here: Terminal velocity is about 17.5 m/s or 39.15 mph. The phone reaches that speed in 1.8 seconds after falling 15.6 metres.

So the height is quite irrelevant. The phone landed in soft grass so it's not surprising that it's undamaged. And the brand of that phone is irrelevant too. Every phone would survive that.

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-terminal-velocity-of-a-falling-iPhone?top_ans=40231160

Yup, they are long cats.

The glasses weren't mentioned in the prompt at all, Dall-E came up with them by itself.

Fleisch hat ja auch ein Image aufgebaut, das auf verzerrten Vorstellungen basiert. Was die Leute sich nicht alles einbilden wie besonders gesund Fleisch ja sei und wie wichtig ja das Eiweiß ist. Dass all das, was zu einer gesunden Ernährung gehört, genauso auch über andere, ökologisch nachhaltigere Lebensmittel zu realisieren ist, wollen viele immer noch nicht glauben.