Worse, setting DNT makes your browser more unique for fingerprinting.

TSA is disgustingly ineffective at stopping contraband.

Tests regularly show they miss 90% of prohibited items. WHILE consistently misconfiscating things that are allowed.

Literally the movie theater security guard checking for people smuggling in outside food is more effective than the TSA.

Like, I don't even know how you'd be that comically incompetent, at a certain point, I think malice is the only reasonable explanation.

Hot take: If a partner rejects you because you didn't give them an expensive enough engagement gift, they're not worth marrying.

If they truly love you, they wouldn't care. If they had the slightest concern for your future together, they would prefer that money go into a savings account or the down payment for a house or literally anything more useful than a ring.

Stealing this ShowerThoughts post from Reddit:

It's interesting how we are often told how law enforcements budgets aren't big enough for them to deal with issues like Medicare fraud, corporate collusion, and illegal claim denials. But when a CEO dies there are enough resources for a multi-state manhunt.

"Bro full self driving is 5 years away bro trust me bro"

Trump, your child couldn't put a lego car together.

Also I'm pretty sure there's drug testing at automotive plants. How's your cokehead of a child going to even get in the door?

More expensive than the building itself below a certain size

To paraphrase Alan Fisher, electric cars fail to solve the biggest problem with cars: The fact that they're still cars.

Does anyone remember an article/interview a while back where Mark Fuckerberg shamelessly admitted that he chose not to hash passwords in the original Facebook codebase specifically because he wanted to be able to log into his users' other accounts that use the same password? I swear I remember reading something like this but now I can't find it.

I swear they intentionally make their app buggy as shit on Linux to punish us for not using Windows.