As a man in his 50s it's become painfully obvious that I'm never retiring.

We love dynasties out here on the prairies, no matter how little it relates to reality.

My machine can't handle that upgrade and I've not gotten any popups, thankfully.

That's how things are for me right now. If i didn't have a mortgage and access to loan money I'd be living on the street.

I'm with you on this. Almost all jokes re: Halloween are in poor taste so I'm not sure why this one is off limits suddenly after years of indifference.

Do they have a good healthcare plan? If they don't...well just never get cancer or something.

Where is this from that there were just these six options for plates? Stores had dozens of plate varieties and they changed from year to year.

It's ridiculous that they're even allowed to dump untreated/poorly treated sewage and other effluent into the ocean within the 200 nautical miles which is Canada's jurisdiction.