Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God

Matthew 19:24

A lady died after having an allergic reaction eating at a restaurant at Disneyland. Her husband sued Disney and their lawyers are arguing that her husband has no grounds to sue because he once signed up for a free trial of Disney+ and the TOS says you forfeit your right to sue Disney and must use binding arbitration instead.

Slurred speech? Are we sure he didn't have a stroke?

The Cobalt-60 in that cinnamon stick has a half-life of about 5 years. It says it was made in 1963 so with the drop in radioactivity you've probably got a few months left to live!

I bless the rains down in Mexico! 🎶

PSN account needed to play Palword incoming

Google continues the enshitification of the apps that made them such a dominant company.

It is impossible to update perfection

Casinos tend to make a lot of money.

I prefer the Carlin take: "They want live babies so they can turn them into dead soldiers"

I'm pretty sure the modern term for this look is "fuckboy"

The wedding photographer we used still uses our shots in promotional materials. I'm flattered! But the marriage ended just months after those pictures were taken because I found out she was having an affair.