Better the tester than a user.

Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich.

True, but someday I might be rich. Then people like me better watch their step.

Did anyone else feel like this article just reads like an ad for their new value menu?

Is that... Is that a citation? Jesus Christ, that is dark!

For comparison, that screenshot is 342kb, and Super Mario Bros is 40kb. The screenshot is more than 8.5 times bigger than the game it comes from.

🅱️itching to get on with the interview,

Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Just a reminder that the point of researching the validity of things we intuitively know to be true is to provide the empirical data and expert analysis that can be used in, say, legal decisions or legislative processes.

"What's done is done. What we need to do now is focus on coming together as a nation. Let me direct your attention to something irrelevant. Feel better? Good, now fuck off."

It’s worth noting that although piracy is up, the rates are still far lower than they were 20, 10 or even five years ago. Whether people continue to access content illegally remains to be seen – hopefully this is just a ‘blip’ and rates of theft begin to fall again as the economy recovers.

I can't be bothered to pull back all the layers of naive optimism in just these two sentences.

Then why do they still shove Prager U down my throat? Absolutely ridiculous.

I mean, I googled it and the top result was the Wikipedia entry for Kunai, so... I guess it works?