The one on the left could feed a dozen babies.

We could eat Taco Bell and have a farting competition.

Holy shit, if you were waiting like this in my office my wife would be so angry.

Those are the best tits on Lemmy.

I was jerking off and it was coming along nicely until i realized those chess pieces aren’t on a board and the immersion was ruined.

Now I sit here with blue balls and I’m questioning how my life lead up to this point.

What’s going on with your mouth and hand there?

Where’s the boobs?

She seems fun.

Mark the gender, bro.

That thing almost poked my eye out.

The brunette, she looks like she could be trained to sustain herself on my ejaculate.

I love when my partner pisses on me.

Especially if they eat something that makes it smell different like asparagus or coffee.

When are you going to film with other men?