Shoulda just called them Boot Scoots

It's easy to tell where you live.

It's in your username.

Day-ter

Couldn't even pull off a Reichstag fire.

Played so much Assassin's Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.

OH THE HUMANITY

The self-licking boot.

The next time they're denied a raise.

Let me introduce a fresh hell: we call them Apex screws.

I'm not a huge fan of your concept of "fun."

"WHAT'S UP GAMERS. Today, I'm gonna be doing another tier list and this time it's gonna be... yep! You guessed it! Skydiving deaths!"

I don't think there's any real argument here. So I turned this into a meme.