Looks more like a jubby jolder with a can of beans in it ..

Wait, when did Florida become the greatest place to live on earth?

I thought you were talking about Tony Abbott and his onion moment for a second there ..

Far out, that poor person, what a terrible situation to be stuck in. Disgusting and exhausting is putting it lightly.

All deadlines are made up, whether scrum is involved or not.

Christians seem to be mostly all about leaning hard right these days (in spite of the teachings of the new testament) why would they want to protect left leaning people? Typo?

Matrix shit? Like being forced to be a drone in a monotonous VR world while their bodies are harvested for energy until they fail? Doesn't really seem like an aspirational situation but I guess there must be a few Cyphers out there ..

Being friends with Tom Hardy seems like the worst bit. Who the hell wants to be friends with some preppy english toff?

My wife has six home screens each with a random selection of apps and widgets. I feel like there would be more order if they were just in the position they landed when she installed them. She never clears notifications or closes browser tabs. I feel anxious whenever I use her phone to do anything.

Bombing a building filled with civilians just because some arsehole who help do (or did) a terrible thing is hiding in there certainly sounds like collective punishment ..

If you cook in 5-10l of water you will dilute the starch and the pasta won't stick. Also if you mix the sauce through the pasta post cooking and let it rest for 5-10 mins it will soak up the sauce