Is there any proof that he's not actually an alien living in a CIA agents attic in Northern Virginia?

You are mistaken, that is a myth.

Why is that an issue?

That's the entire point of Bethesda games, and has been for 20 years.

What does adultery have to do with anything?

What's the point of worrying about it. It's inevitable, and when it happens you'll not care because you won't be able to. So what does it matter

It seems to me that Anon is a whiny little bitch.

It used to be, now it's just bragging about how big your truck is, or how much beer you drink, or how good your wife's ass looks in jeans.

Because people are stupid. Stupid people believe stupid things. They don't have logic, just stupidity.

And why do you need a hit man to kill a 3 year old anyway? They're easy to kill. This is just laziness.