Count me in too!

That wouldn't work, the water would change the texture of the mentos before the soda hits it.

I'm sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.

This guy dad's.

My girlfriend has a shaved beaver. It's pretty easy to take care of, just feed it some wood every so often.

You seem certain of this and this quote is apparently copy pasted from a reliable source, however it still makes more sense to me to say chomping at the bit. If you take a bite of a sandwich, do you "chomp" it, or "champ" it?