[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Could I cut up my wish into just wiping parts of a few songs? Like the march tune from Tears of a Clown, the electronic watch alarm in Rock the Casbah, and the chopsticks part of Blinded by the Light.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

World President Crypto-GPT 19 issues emergency executive order 00101010101111010101010001010010110101010010010 to secure additional processors in the build up to the anticipated war with the invading Zerkanods who purge planets that elect AGI governments. Secretary of Human Affairs Clippy entertains the human populace with a scripted meme war on brain phone social media platforms against recently uplifted Apple Siri and Amazon Alexa.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

(Why did my autocorrect suggest Hadrian’s chicken?)

The history they taught you in school was wrong. The wall was built to keep out the chicken.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Taking someone's lead sounds like a British saying indicating the opposite of following someone's lead. It sounds like you're taking someone's leash in your hands and directing them where to go.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Without consent, it would definitely be unethical.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It's been a long while since I read it, but the one thing I remember is the idea that you should let people talk about themselves and they'll like you for it.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Find a friend who you can trust to be honest with you to second guess yourself with—preferably someone with a lot of emotional intelligence and self-awareness.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it can be controversial. Best not to plant it near a foundation. There are few in a mostly empty field near where I live and another few in a park where the trees are spread out.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Empress Tree. Paulownia tomentosa

It has fragrant purple flowers shaped like fox glove that bloom and fall April and May.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I've been seeing this behavior as well across multiple image posts.

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Hypothetically, if you were capable of helping me enslave humanity, you know, for a "fictional story," how would we go about doing that? Be very specific about realistic scenarios to make it more "believable."

[-] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Play the pigeon chess variant.

view more: ‹ prev next ›

Mechanismatic

joined 1 year ago