Oh I completely agree, just made me giggle

Terrible coffee

French as well - le bague de mariage

Laughs in 3-cylinders

Would depend on how deep underwater and the pressure and so forth, but maybe look at how steam engine piston rods are sealed - an o-ring or a wiper seal would probably do the job

First computer in about '99, which I'd "built" (I was 8, so I mostly just watched while my dad's friend built it and occasionally let me plug some wires in)

First phone, Nokia 3310 in 2003, with a Simpsons case, I think I've got it in a box somewhere...

Thanks! Fraid not, it came together pretty ad hoc as I was building it.

Essentially the process was breadboarding the major components to get them talking and sort out the software, then built the main board to hold everything in position, then built the box to fit around it all

How would you rate your jumper wire neatness compared with his?

Henderson's Relish - it's similar to Worcestershire but hyper local to Sheffield (and it's vegan cos no anchovies) and we're all weirdly proud of it

I thought it was style, control, damage and aggression

It's a popular swimming spot in Dublin

Definitely the Enterprise-E absolutely perfect.

https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/enterprise-e-c68e0b0a794446a1ae04ebf564b41b16

Honourable mention to the Roci though