[-] No1@aussie.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago

SILENCE, PEASANT!

You will now work Saturday as well!

[-] No1@aussie.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Seems to have deliberately taken the opposite path of anything British:

  • Drive on the wrong side of the road
  • The light and power switches are upside down
  • Weights & measures. Imperial? Ha!
  • Screw your English dictionary. Ima put z's everywhere, drop the letter u and randomly pronounce words like buoy so you think there's an animal in the water over there

It kinda makes me laugh to think about it as just anti-British 🤣

[-] No1@aussie.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sesquipedalian: A user of big words

I like that saying sesquipedalian makes you sesquipedalian.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I've lived near a school, and you learn to avoid going out during drop off or pickup times. Driving, riding, walking, it doesn't matter.

It is not safe. At all.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

...struggles to lay a glove....

I don't know much about boxing, but one of them floats like a butterfly, and the other one stinks like a pee.....

[-] No1@aussie.zone 24 points 6 months ago

I set a different background color on all my machines because of exactly this while using VNC/RDP

[-] No1@aussie.zone 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well, I bought some shitcoins...😔

[-] No1@aussie.zone 26 points 7 months ago

Enjoying being alone?

[-] No1@aussie.zone 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Trump continued:

"And so we can distinguish our brave police who have taken up our indemnification, we've designed a new uniform for them. They will have brown shirts and ties. i like brown, you like brown, everybody loves brown. And we will want a really good name, the best name for our brave Brownshirts. I was thinking something like the Storm Division. What do you think, isn't that the greatest? I think it's the greatest."

[-] No1@aussie.zone 28 points 11 months ago

This whole thread smells like a Samsung ad...

[-] No1@aussie.zone 27 points 1 year ago

Trump has killed satire.

The Onion and the like have nowhere left to go...

[-] No1@aussie.zone 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sheesh, I reckon only some 300lb beta cuck with tiny hands, fake tan and bad hair would comply with a gag order!

A strong, fearless leader would speak his mind and not be gagged by any witch hunt!

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