Honestly sounds low

Every bathtub's a toilet if you believe in it enough.

Yes, being crushed by the weight of your own poor arguments, comprehension, and philosophy is probably quite an accurate way to describe arguing against a communist.

She should. She won't, but she should.

I think if it was strong enough to bloody his ear like that then a few centimeters difference could potentially have done very serious damage.

"Will Democrats learn from [x]?"

Substitute anything you want for x, the answer's always no.

In the tech world drug users, particularly of hallucinogens, probably make up the top 10%.

"In North Korea, if you say the wrong thing or speak out, they'll jail you for 14 months, even if you're a senior citizen"

"Ms. Park, didn't they just do that in South Korea?"

"...also every 39 minutes they stab your balls"

You know it's bad when even Germany is getting wise to the game

"International Law" is the funniest concept in the world, because a "law" only has the strength of its enforcement, and who's going to actually make Israel follow a rule?

Capitalism literally Weekend at Berniesing the corpse of Robin Williams for profit.

This is fine

This is the thread I've been waiting for my whole life