Lived on camp liberty in Baghdad.

As an immigrant.

I'm surprised that fucker doesn't have a yacht yet. But I guess why buy one when you can ride on all of your friends yachts?

Ha! I do the same with sesame chicken or Mongolian beef. Carne asada for Mexican restaurants.

Yes, that is correct.

Sorry, that was a typo. I meant we're not in control. We as a people. Corporations own the government far more than the people.

We're in direct control of the people with the most money. The government has lost all control. If it were a corporation, it would have control.

Bullshit. The US is an employee of a corporation of corporations.

Jesus fucking Christ! I saw this as I was at the end of a big drag on my pen and coughed for like 5 minutes. I thought I was gonna die and was totally ok with it.

You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He'd come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

I would argue it never was. It's the lowest of Chinese cuisine. Fight me.

These are the scientific questions we really need to be asking. We'll get our best people on it. The very best, they say. We'll go hands waving "wifty wifty wifty" and boom, we'll understand which democrat is on top of this satanic portal situation.