[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm a linehaul driver, pic from my first day at this job. I pull a set of double-trailers back and forth between two company terminals overnight. Same route each time, home every day. Pretty chill and easy work, I just listen to audiobooks and podcasts all night as I try not to slap anyone with my back trailer. any recommendations for something new to listen to I'd love to hear it

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 17 points 3 months ago

Nah, we'll do like we did with the Spanish flu where we put our heads in the sand about a new flu strain from a farm in Kansas and name it after the first place to publicly acknowledge it exists.

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Forget 75°, just 65°C (150°F) will give you third degree burns in 2 seconds:

Most adults will suffer third-degree burns if exposed to 150 degree water for two seconds. Burns will also occur with a six-second exposure to 140 degree water or with a thirty second exposure to 130 degree water. Even if the temperature is 120 degrees, a five minute exposure could result in third-degree burns.

(°F)

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 9 points 7 months ago

lies, sometimes I still need to flip usb-c to get it in. there's still a hidden dimension there, it's just better hidden than before

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 10 points 8 months ago

Ah, right. How could I forget. Systemic issues are solely the fault of us as individuals for not singlehandedly solving them ourselves

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 42 points 9 months ago

every barrier helps, most suicide attempts are impulse decisions. forcing people to jump 30 feet into a net before they can jump a lethal distance makes it that much harder to follow through.

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 229 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought this had to be hyperbole, so I did the math myself. I'm assuming human history is 200,000 years as google says, and we want to narrow this down to the second the bike disappeared. also that the bike instantly vanished so there's no partially existing bike.

each operation divides the time left in half, so to get from 200k years (6.311×10^12 seconds) to 1 would take ~42.58 divisions, call it 43. even if we take a minute on average to seek and decide whether the bike is there or not it would still be less than an hour of manual sorting

hell, at 60fps it would only take another 6 divisions to narrow it down to a single frame, still under an hour

edit: to use the entire hour we'd need a couple more universes worth of video time to sort through, 36.5 billion years worth to be exact. or a measly 609 million years if we need to find that single frame at 60fps

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago

Easier to add more ram than it is to change my tab hoarding habits

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 74 points 10 months ago

I was a juror last year for a civil case, half the witnesses were cross examined over zoom before the days of the trial and played back for us. The judge made it explicitly clear that we were to take remote testimony the same as any others done in person

This isn't a criminal trial with Gabe Newell as the defendant, it's a civil trial against the company Valve.

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 20 points 11 months ago

Try the audio captcha, those seem to have actual valid answers to them.

Funny enough, there's an extension that solves captchas by feeding that audio through a speech recognition algorithm. If anything it's more reliable than solving them manually

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 10 points 11 months ago

If anything the bot is far more successful than I am solving captchas manually

[-] Pazuzu@midwest.social 16 points 11 months ago

a bidet and a waxed butthole are the pandora's box of the bathroom. once you open them you can never go back

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