If you are eligible to vote, and don't, that is the same as a vote for the winner - whoever that is.

It's a great setting, but the mechanics need a lot of refinement. A video game would be awesome.

That's very cool.

First, the beginning of your post sounds like the opening line to Jimmy Buffett's "The Devil I Know": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9WBXNW8Kj4

Second, my favorite experience with the B-1 was at the Edwards AFB air show. They were at max power, full afterburner, but near stall - the nose was pointed way up and they were just crawling across the sky. The ground shook; the cars were parked on the flightline (pre-9/11), and every car alarm went off at the same time. It was awesome.

The skies are too clear, life's so easy today.

You load sixteen tons, whaddya get?

Another day older and deeper in debt.

Nethack.

This is probably closer to the truth, as I first heard it in Firefly in 2002 before I started hearing it everywhere.

So why won't you lick my boot heel?

You picked a fine time to leave me Yuscil.

Five corrupt children and an election to steal...

Check out Firewalla Gold. I think it would meet all of your requirements.

ZDNet has an article recommending 5 VPN routers from $79 to $250. I am not familiar with all of them, but it should get you started. I like the Firewalla product because of the other security features it provides, like blocking incoming traffic flows or device-specific service rules, and PiHole is amazing.