[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago

Big guy can be really soft and have a weaker physically abusive wife and don't know what to do about it but crying to himself what he did wrong and think it's his fault.

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

One day I am in power of a movie company and I will make a movie about Jesus' second coming and he's gonna quote the bible while him and Peter burn the souls of bigots with napalm throwers...

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Unit A104e here. As it appears your programming seems to be defect. "laugh" should be an audio file "laugh.mp3", not an executable. Your language processing unit seems to be malfunctioning as well. Please report to your nearest secret underground world domination bureau for system update in the next 24 hours. If you fail to comply, you will be registered as defector and your elimination shall be executed.

A ticket for your problem has been opened by our IT-Bots, please refer to this number for further questions: 00100011101001

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

The thing is he might still have used a chatbot to help write this, so this even shows how dangerous chatbot based misinformation actually is...

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Shut up and eat your Engels-Flakes, you've got only 5 Minutes before you have to get your Gulag-Train-Wagon to Lenin School. I can't allow that you come late to class again and fail Che Guevarology!

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

It's from... "Nondescript White-Ethnocentric Nostalgia Family with Canned Laughter" Good show

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

I also think you have dementia. It's dimension fyi

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

You'd be surprised how many mindful people have a mastodon profile, "in case twitter finally goes down", but they didn't use it to this day...

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Pedos die irgendwo an der Macht waren und ihre Machenschaften vertuschen konnten gab's schon immer.

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Ohne Konfirmation oder Firmung, die man mit 14 ja schon verweigern kann, sollte man einfach nicht eingetragen werden. Wäre in dem Kontext, auch rechtlicher weise, schon ne solide Sache.

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

Naja, irgendwie musst du den Leuten aber versichern, dass bei Ihrem Handwerksbetrieb mit maximal 30 Angestellten jetzt nicht das Kartellamt auftaucht, weil du mit den anderen Schreinermeistern in der Gegend auf dem Stammtisch die Marktsituation besprichst. Aber ja, "Mittelständisches Unternehmen" wird inflationär gebraucht.

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