Did he also eat his meat raw and sleep in trees?

Just after Salmon(d). Presumably, the next one will be the well-known Scottish politician Davey Coelacanth.

He somehow manages to simultaneously look like both Beavis and Butthead.

I'VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH

Same; I'm Scottish, so anything over about 35C will literally kill me. A week's diving in Malta during October, though? Lovely!

This guy is plainly off to hunt some trolls.