[-] SARGE@startrek.website 84 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

killing a cop

Weird how one civilian killing another somehow has a different meaning just because of the jobs they work. Seems pretty fucking stupid if you ask me. If it was going to be a harsher penalty(,) then I'd expect it to be a(n) actually beneficial job that people should respect like a pediatrician or janitor.

(edited for grammar)

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 113 points 1 week ago

I believe it's properly pronounced "Brock 'THE RAPIST' Turner"

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 83 points 2 weeks ago

The Bible endorses abortion

Let's not pretend most Christians have even read the Bible, let alone understand or follow it.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 147 points 1 month ago

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 125 points 1 month ago

It's gonna be peak face-eating season during holidays when my parents go to retire during this presidency but find out that they can't because social security doesn't exist anymore, 75% of their paycheck goes to either the military budget or kings tribute tax, and everything has doubled in price.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 161 points 1 month ago

My first thought was "So we call 'following the law' a loophole now?"

If the law meant a fucking thing, he would have been in prison decades ago.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 129 points 1 month ago

In my 30s, and while I've heard "let's 86 the _____" numerous times, I honestly wouldn't have connected that to "86 cherries" on an order.

I've worked in food, fast and fancy, and nobody would say "86 cherries" instead of "no cherries". Clarity is conducive to a smoothly flowing kitchen.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 85 points 2 months ago

The only time I've ever said fuck in front of my mother was when she cut across 3 lanes of traffic to get to the exit, and ended up getting stuck in the zebra divider until there was a big gap in traffic.

When she slammed on the brake and jerked the wheel, upon realizing she wanted to make the exit I just yelled "What that FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Surprisingly even though I was still in high school, she never mentioned it. Either she realized she fucked up and let it slide or she didn't hear me over the honking of cars, a semi, and the yelling of my dad and sister.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 120 points 2 months ago

I was today years old when I realized that she was talking to Homer Hickam, and I've seen the movie October Sky more times than I can count.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 129 points 2 months ago

The Enemy is strong

At the same time

The Enemy is weak

Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 140 points 3 months ago

Nationalist Christians?

Hmm.... We should come up with a word for that.

How about Nat-Cs?

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 163 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They wear their title proudly. Openly admit it in the streets.

And yet for some reason, are allowed to continue to operate freely.

Our country goes to war for less.

Edit: A friend of mine got this shoved in their mailbox today

Totally not domestic terrorists...

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