My codebase doesn't have features, I've been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

Cause I'm single and trying to pass this math test

Actually it's Never Eat While Shitting

No patient complaints were registered, so it couldn't have been that bad either.

Just keep imagining another tile until you can't anymore.

I've been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so..

Independent news outlet Astra said that the program features Russian-language dubbing of Carlson's American shows and is not original content for Russian viewers

Saved you a click.

How else would I keep up with what's happening?

Good on you for doing your best!

✅paywall ✅clickbait title

I'm sure the article makes many salient points.