I've been eating those lunchbox sized Peperami's for so long that, having gone back to the original Peperami i feel like I've just commited an act of public indecency. by Sausage in c/ukcasual@lemmy.world
[-] Sausage@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Yep, the big 'uns feel sinful, but if you shout "Turn away, Jesus!" before you eat it, it's ok.

Oh, and Aldi's Meatsters are superior to Pepperami in every way.

Barber just fucked up my beard by Sausage in c/ukcasual@lemmy.world
[-] Sausage@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

My worst nightmare. I haven't been to the barbers for just over 12 years now (thanks male pattern baldness), and I'm not sure I trust anyone with my beard except myself. If I mess it up at least I'm only mad at me.

Yours looks alright though tbh, I'd maybe just trim the bottom off that goatee bit but maybe wait till after the ZZ Top convention.

Why has Britain become so poor? by Sausage in c/ukcasual@lemmy.world
[-] Sausage@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I never touched him

The science is clear. So why can’t governments agree on vaping? by Sausage in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] Sausage@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Smoking kills 8 million people worldwide every year. I think it's worth pushing the alternatives.

Google's interpretation of Apple's AirDrop, Nearby Share, is now officially out of beta for Windows. by Sausage in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] Sausage@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Just think, somebody probably got paid to come up with that name. How do I get that job?

Sausage

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