[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 30 points 10 months ago

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what's coming to him eventually.

137
submitted 10 months ago by Slinky5737@infosec.pub to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

For example, English speakers commonly mix up your/you're or there/their/they're. I'm curious about similar mistakes in other languages.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 29 points 10 months ago

Li'l Proper Configuration

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 46 points 10 months ago

It's been a while since I cringed hard enough to collapse in on myself. Thank you and damn you.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 138 points 10 months ago

This has big "FW: FW: RE: FW:" energy.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 20 points 10 months ago

Interesting writeup, but I will never forgive you for making me see Ursula von der Leyen kissing Angela Merkel.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 24 points 11 months ago

Man's out here snoring in hash values.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 21 points 11 months ago

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom's permission before posting this)

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 198 points 11 months ago
[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 36 points 11 months ago

According to certain Christian sects, if you don't believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you'll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago

Simply stack the two kings (after declaring "king me," of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 138 points 11 months ago

I hope she continues to fuck around. I don't think she's had nearly enough "find out" yet.

view more: next ›

Slinky5737

joined 11 months ago