I'm still on android 10 over here. I hadn't even looked until I saw this. Are you saying it's better to get a new phone, rather than just a new battery for my S9?

In the UK we pride ourselves on our ability to queue for no apparent reason.

It's like when you have a Berocca and your wee is a luminous yellow for your next few trips because your body can't absorb all of the extra vitamins isn't it?

I use it on my laptop, but it's crap on my phone. My phone is pretty old now, I use opera. I know, no one likes opera, but I've used it that long now I find it difficult to jump across. I tried again recently, but it's still too slow.

I witnessed something at work a few weeks ago, that caught me off guard. One of the managers was asking for a favour off one of the lads in work, it's a blue collar job so it's never been PC, "Carl, need a favour, can you do such and such" "Can't sorry Steve" "Go on lad don't be gay" "Steve, I've been taking cock for the last 25 years and you asking me to stop for an extra hours work won't stop me"

Everyone around just creased up laughing.