Imagine thinking that you’re tougher than context.

SKATE 2 had a totally banging soundtrack. No Swift. She has a terrible reach into the skate game history books.

The persistent bullshit cuntery is exhausting. This feels like a tactic, trumpian relentless attention grabbing. Fuck him.

Martin Freeman

The man is in the wrong shoes both figuratively and literally. Literally just seems funnier sometimes.

I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.

O cutting board, cutting board, wherefore art thou cutting board?

That chicken is just so… testicular

This book Tells you how to handle this, along with everything else you need to know to rebuild all systems in society from scratch should there be some sort of time machine based accident. It’s a good read!

Followed government pay guidelines and froze pay for 12 fucking years.

Not just globally, also locally. At my house.

That I needed a little validation as an artist. I’ve been making things all my life, and always felt like a bit of an imposter. I didn’t really care, or thought I didn’t. I recently entered some work to the Royal Academy show, which was accepted, then quickly sold for £1000. I have to admit it felt pretty good.