Eat meat in front of vegans

The brightest "thrower" light I've ever owned.

My Acebeam P20 is brighter.

Anything to the effect of "this ring isn't expensive enough" is the only reason you need to never marry that person.

Cerberus' job is to keep living mortals out of the underworld.

Does anyone remember the "Cerber" ransomware? very nasty APT. There was a version of it that ran on many different linux distros too.

MY CLUE IS POINTING TO MY GUN!

This is for fighting, this is for fun

wow...that's a downer

the new surveillance power we currently have was abused by Bush Jr, Obama (who made it more invasive), Trump, Biden, and now Trump again.

Follow the constitution you fuckers! No more spying without a warrant!

I'm getting a raging clue right now!

there's no excuse for making a bad pizza. It's pizza, it's very hard to do it wrong

A lot of doctors hate dealing with the insurance companies as much as we do. They have to deal with medical insurance on both sides.

They all get frustrated whenever they have to not help someone they're perfectly capable of helping

Ah! But here's the twist!

The driver was a third combatant that had an grudge against the other two